Hot Zombies!!

 My composition paper for 02.22.11, minus the markings for dress-ups + sentence openers + decorations. :)

Two examples of hot zombie guys.

    Scary yet attractive.  That is what many say about zombies.  “Zombies aren’t attractive; they’re brain-eating monsters!”: one might say that, but one would be wrong.  As Mrs. Bennet puts it in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: “Such joys....since the Lord saw fit to shut the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us [are scarce].”  What she means here is that zombies are clearly one of God’s great gifts to mankind.  What could possibly be attractive about zombies, you might ask?  Looking at zombies for the first time, you would notice the generally green (though sometimes gray) color of their skin.  Green is the color of money, meaning that zombies are rich.  Next to richness, green is also the color of hope, life, and environment, which means that zombies also bring hope and are an example of life after death on earth.  

   Everyone should love zombies.  Not fearing the idea of giving their girlfriends rotted cheesecake with pickled cherries on top, zombie guys are most definitely a dream to date.  Unfortunately, there are many zombie romance doubters.  They are clueless.  Because if Beauty could love the Beast, why can’t a girl love a gray or green-fleshed rotting guy who truly adores her, and vice versa? Seeing such stunning studs known as zombies, many girls are attracted automatically, and guys are the same way with zombie girls.  Also, don’t worry about getting the zombie virus; if a zombie is attracted to you, he won’t bite you and therefore you cannot become a zombie, say many doctors.

      Differing from non-infected hot guys and girls, zombies are easier to get along with, because they won’t argue with you.  Although no one knows if zombies actually have thoughts, they can at least speak in the early stages of getting infected by the zombie virus.  Many agree that you have a better chance with a zombie guy or girl than you do with a non-infected guy or girl, because zombies are simply attracted to the smell of your brain.  For example, Edward Cullen, the vampire, is attracted to Bella’s blood; except that everyone has a brain, but no one has Bella’s blood.  If you feed them other brains, though, then you won’t even need to worry about them wanting to eat yours.  Enjoy your zombie guy/girl.  Scary but hot.  Attracted easily.

FORKS :)

My composition assignment from 02.15.11....on FORKS :D FYI as those who've taken Mr. Pudewa's Excellence in Writing class would recall, I had to add a bunch of dress-ups to it that I kinda dislike =P but it's all good, as it involves forks. ;)



Since the time of the Greeks, forks have been assisting us with many things. In the case of the Greeks, forks were similar to carving forks: somewhat large with two tines that assisted them in carving and serving meat. The tines kept meat from twisting or moving while being carved and also let food slide off more easily than with a knife. In 700 A.D., the fork made its way to the tables of the royal courts in the Middle East, which led to the popularization of the fork in the 14th century. Seeing forks during his travels in Italy, Thomas Coryate brought the fork to England in 1608, but the English didn’t like the fork, saying, “Why should a person need a fork when God has given him hands?” Eventually, however, the forks were adopted by the wealthy and were prized possessions, usually made of expensive materials such as gold and silver to impress guests; and soon the fork became fashionable among the wealthy in Britain. Later on, late in the 17th century, the French developed a curved, four-tined fork that became so popular that by the early 19th century, the same fork design was being used by the Germans, English, and Americans. Clearly the fork has been around a long time.

The word “fork” is derived from the Latin word “furca”, which means “pitchfork”. Inspired by this Latin meaning, some hooligans from modern times decided to do something different with a fork. Using 400 plastic forks, a party of eight (six minors and two adults) decorated their friends’ yard while they were on vacation. Cleverly arranging the forks in places such as the mailbox, grass, bird bath, plants, trees, and even above the garage door, these eight forkers began a tradition which they called “forking”. Since then, two other houses and a van have been forked as well, and additionally the group has doubled in size, although at least six more are planning on joining as well. Although only done for fun, forking is generally considered to be an “attack” and those who have been forked always want to get revenge on their “attackers” and fork them back, making it like a war. Consequently, the definition “pitchfork” and the use of forks as a means of “attacking” someone’s yard is not a coincidence.

Several types of forks exist, including asparagus, beef, chip, cheese, carving, fondue, pie, fish, and relish forks, just to name a few. Additionally, there are sporks (half-spoon, half-fork), knorks (half-knife, half-fork), and even sporfs (a three-way combination of a fork, spoon, and knife). However, only true forks may be used for forking. On Facebook, the forkers have a fan page, which states that their mission is to eventually fork Justin Bieber’s house. This will require mass forking. Many uses exist for the fork, and it’s been around for a while, but it’s a really great tool; without it we’d be eating everything with our hands and no one would have forks in their yard.

Things I've learned the past few weeks....

I have nothing else to write about. These are some things I've learned over the past few months since I last posted anything on here:

1. Double-spacing your lines while writing makes you a highly intelligent person.
2. I need to be a bit more open about meeting new people; some of them are actually kind of awesome.
3. If a guy wants to date you and you don't want to date him, make it clear that you don't want to date him. Otherwise.....yeah, bad idea.
4. I need to learn not to live to make other people happy; making others happy is great, but not ever prioritizing yourself is bad.
5. Plastic bags full of air make very epic noises :)
6. 3yr olds can be more corrupted than their 10 year old brothers....
7. I learned of the phrase "in deep yogurt"..... o_0
8. Drinking multiple cups of coffee at 10:30pm doesn't help you sleep...actually it kinda has a bit of a reverse effect.
9. Skittles make me high =D
10.Unexpected people can become your best friend.
11.I can't tolerate stalkers....they're sooooo annoying.
12.Relationships should not consist of two people giving 96% of their lives to the other.....ie, not having a life besides the other person.
13.I don't see enough of my wonderful cousins!! lol
14.Crayons have other uses }:D
15.Two weeks of summer break is wayyyy better than none.
16.The Indian Creek Bible Bowlers are pretty stellar.
17.There really is a Taylor Swift song for every teenage girl's emotion....even though I don't really like her music =P
18.The Expendables is an extremely epic movie =D
19.Stumble Upon is pretty cool. :)
20.Don't go splitting up with your friend when zombies attack.
21.People who like Skittles are insanely awesome ;)
22.Just when you don't think it can get any better....well, it DOES. =]
23.I. need. a laptop.
24.Music is my drug ♥ (though I knew that before)

25.My friends are awesome ♥