Hot Zombies!!

 My composition paper for 02.22.11, minus the markings for dress-ups + sentence openers + decorations. :)

Two examples of hot zombie guys.

    Scary yet attractive.  That is what many say about zombies.  “Zombies aren’t attractive; they’re brain-eating monsters!”: one might say that, but one would be wrong.  As Mrs. Bennet puts it in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: “Such joys....since the Lord saw fit to shut the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us [are scarce].”  What she means here is that zombies are clearly one of God’s great gifts to mankind.  What could possibly be attractive about zombies, you might ask?  Looking at zombies for the first time, you would notice the generally green (though sometimes gray) color of their skin.  Green is the color of money, meaning that zombies are rich.  Next to richness, green is also the color of hope, life, and environment, which means that zombies also bring hope and are an example of life after death on earth.  

   Everyone should love zombies.  Not fearing the idea of giving their girlfriends rotted cheesecake with pickled cherries on top, zombie guys are most definitely a dream to date.  Unfortunately, there are many zombie romance doubters.  They are clueless.  Because if Beauty could love the Beast, why can’t a girl love a gray or green-fleshed rotting guy who truly adores her, and vice versa? Seeing such stunning studs known as zombies, many girls are attracted automatically, and guys are the same way with zombie girls.  Also, don’t worry about getting the zombie virus; if a zombie is attracted to you, he won’t bite you and therefore you cannot become a zombie, say many doctors.

      Differing from non-infected hot guys and girls, zombies are easier to get along with, because they won’t argue with you.  Although no one knows if zombies actually have thoughts, they can at least speak in the early stages of getting infected by the zombie virus.  Many agree that you have a better chance with a zombie guy or girl than you do with a non-infected guy or girl, because zombies are simply attracted to the smell of your brain.  For example, Edward Cullen, the vampire, is attracted to Bella’s blood; except that everyone has a brain, but no one has Bella’s blood.  If you feed them other brains, though, then you won’t even need to worry about them wanting to eat yours.  Enjoy your zombie guy/girl.  Scary but hot.  Attracted easily.